Colin Doyle was told to take a gum shield to Easter Road but it was him who delivered the last knockout blow. A cheeky Instagram post from the Hearts keeper’s glove rival Bobby Zlamal drew a wide grin from the Irishman before the Jambos went on to bare their teeth. “Today is the true Boxing Day,” Zlamal wrote. “Hibs fans are waiting for Hearts. “Good luck my friend and team-mate Colin Doyle and don’t forget a mouthguard ... they love keepers most.” Fair play to Zlamal for being able to raise a chuckle from the dark memories of the last capital clash. If you didn’t laugh you’d cry at the depressing antics that have too often dragged this fixture into the gutter – and Saturday night was no different. OK, so it wasn’t a patch on the carnage of Tynecastle – appropriately on Halloween because it was a horror show. Back then Zlamal being allegedly punched by a fan was almost lost amid a debate questioning the religious … [Read more...] about How Hearts hero Colin Doyle was fired up for derby cauldron by mouthguard joke
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Strictly Come Dancing viewers were left in a state of shock during the show's final, when she lifted her skirt to reveal a nude coloured bodysuit. During the racy Paso Doble, fans questioned whether the star had forgotten to put her underwear on ahead of the show, and on Wednesday evening, Stacey Dooley made light of the wardrobe malfunction. Taking to Instagram, the reigning Strictly champion, 31, shared a photograph of a piece of paper with the words: '...to flash your knickers on live TV! Check' scribbled down, and followed by a tick. Oops: Strictly Come Dancing viewers were left in a state of shock during the show's final, when Stacey Dooley lifted her skirt to reveal a nude coloured bodysuit The journalist captioned the snap with a sassy emoji and added: '...rounding off 2018 nicely. Always flashy. Never trashy,' followed by a smiley face. Viewers quickly took to the comments section on Instagram to applaud Stacey for being able to joke about the … [Read more...] about Strictly’s Stacey Dooley jokes about ‘flashing her knickers on TV’
A WOMAN was left red-faced after she noticed something very rude about her holiday snap. By Christine Younan / Published 12th November 2018 VIRAL: Shawnna Binks with her daughter Layla in Cyprus (Pic: KENNEDY NEWS AND MEDIA ) Shawnna Binks was mortified when she spotted the photobomb from where she tried to sit her 15-month-old daughter on her lap.In the photo, it shows the 24-year-old perching on a rock while on her daughter Layla’s first holiday in Cyprus.But the “caught off guard” snap, taken by Shawnna’s mum Carol, turned out to be a lot ruder than intended.Layla’s foot is seen hanging beneath her mum’s legs – taking on a phallic appearance. Related Articles Twitter is BAFFLED by this mind-bending optical illusion – what do YOU see? Teacher’s Halloween costume DIVIDES the internet: ‘I don’t get how you did this’ Student’s throwback Easter snap is a LOT ruder than intended – … [Read more...] about Mum’s holiday photo with her baby goes viral – but for a VERY rude reason
WE WERE obsessed with Meghan Markle's wedding look, and now we can copy it - for Halloween, anyway. Fashion brand Yandy is selling an "American princess" costume, which was clearly inspired by the pregnant Duchess of Sussex. American Princess costume, £37.85 from Yandy - buy now The main part of the outfit consists of an off-the-shoulder white dress. It has quite a few similarities to the Givenchy gown Meghan, 37, married Prince Harry in on May 19, including cropped sleeves. But it's more than a little bit shorter and tighter - and we're pretty sure the Queen wouldn't have approved if Meghan had rocked up to Windsor Castle wearing it. The costume comes complete with a tulle veil and a bejewelled tiara. And on Yandy's website, the model is even sporting Meghan's trademark messy bun. She's also carrying a blazer over her shoulder - a potential nod to her Suits days - and there's a Deal Or No Deal suitcase by her side. Meghan was a suitcase girl on the US version of the game show … [Read more...] about Meghan Markle Halloween costume features bodycon white ‘bridal’ dress and Deal Or No Deal suitcase for £38
A LONDON commuter has caused a meltdown online – but for a funny reason. By Christine Younan / Published 15th October 2018 IMGUR LONDON TUBE: This commuter's dress went viral – but for all the wrong reasons (Pic: IMGUR) In the photo, it shows a woman travelling in a London tube carriage speaking to two men in suits.She is wearing a black and white monochrome dress with her hair down.It soon went viral after one unnamed passenger shared the image on Ranker, with the caption: “A pattern of bad behaviour.”But can you see why the dress can be misconstrued as something ruder? Related Articles Optical illusion with chillies baffles the internet – can you see what’s REALLY happening? Mum asks internet whether she should dump husband after THIS text message: 'I would leave' ‘You’re out of your mind’ Mum SLAMMED for planning alcohol-fuelled party for teen daughter “A pattern of bad behaviour” … [Read more...] about Woman’s ‘innocent’ dress goes viral for VERY rude reason – can you see why?