More from Tom Utley for the Daily Mail... TOM UTLEY: Call me a suicidal, homicidal maniac but I've just taken Mrs U to the pub (it may be the last time for a while) 20/03/20 A broken laptop, the dog wanting walkies and a cleaner who loves a good natter: TOM UTLEY on why working from home is pure hell 12/03/20 TOM UTLEY: From the cradle to the grave, I've been ruled by members of the female sex... even ones with four legs 06/03/20 TOM UTLEY: I wish religion was as easy to take up as, say, colonic irrigation. If so, I'd sign up like a shot 28/02/20 TOM UTLEY: Oh, how I envy face 'super-recognisers'! I'm a super-forgetter (and end up kissing a random stranger) 20/02/20 TOM UTLEY: 7,994 hours of our lives spent in regret? Not I - even though I missed a chance to be a millionaire 14/02/20 TOM UTLEY: So Beethoven wasn't deaf? What next, a 9th-century Mary Berry saying Alfred cooked her cakes to perfection! 07/02/20 TOM UTLEY: My high-tech Mercedes … [Read more...] about TOM UTLEY: Not since my teens in ridiculous flares have I felt the urge to conform. But even I feel it now
