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She was snapped leafing through a book of essays while sunning herself on a yacht earlier in the day. But it was books down for Kendall Jenner on Friday night, when the 24-year-old reality TV star staple was spotted out and about in Miami. The supermodel stunned in a skimpy nude mini dress for the outing to upscale Italian eatery Cipriani.  Gorgeous: Kendall Jenner, 24, stunned in a skimpy nude mini dress for her outing to upscale Italian eatery Cipriani on Friday night The sister of fashion mogul Kylie paired the garment with clear heels. She wore her trademark brunette tresses loose and with an off-center part, with the severe 'do trailing down her bare back. RELATED ARTICLES Previous 1 Next Kim Kardashian highlights her slim waist in gray bodysuit... Kendall Jenner is a bikini-clad bookworm as she pours... Khloe Kardashian receives another glowing compliment from ex... Kim Kardashian shows off her white Christmas decorations... Share this article Share … [Read more...] about Kendall Jenner drops jaws in skimpy nude mini dress while supermodel hits the town in Miami

Michael Heseltine was forced to deny murdering his mum's Alsatian today after he admitted choking the pet with its own chain. The Tory dog throttler, 83, prompted shock by telling how he choked Kim until he went “limp” after the six-year-old went “berserk”. But he claimed his comments to posh society magazine Tatler had been misconstrued. The grandee and former Deputy Prime Minister insisted he did not kill Kim - but did take him to be put down at the vet the next day. Lord Heseltine said the "frightening” brawl happened in 1963 when his wife Anne was pregnant with their first daughter Annabel. He was looking after Kim in his two-bed Kensington flat while his mum Eileen went on a six-week cruise to South Africa. Lord Heseltine told the Mirror: “He was gnawing at his paw as though he had got something in it, so I leaned forward to see what I could do. "Kim then reared up at me. I rose out of my chair, so I was standing with this Alsatian on its hind … [Read more...] about I DIDN’T kill my mum’s dog when I choked him, Lord Heseltine insists as he reveals full story

“If it’s not funny, it’s art,” goes the joke by US standup Demetri Martin, protecting his craft should his wry sketches fail to raise a laugh. But are comedy and art really so irreconcilable? The supposed incompatibility of the two comes from the former being regarded as low culture and the latter as high. To bring humour into a civilised arena is seen as a juvenile affront to solemnity, like a fart in a sermon. However, that is comedy’s true power: to take something or someone down to size. The godfathers of satirical cartoons – James Gillray and William Hogarth – knew that. Marcel Duchamp’s best gags were a moustachioed Mona Lisa and a urinal in an art gallery, which combined mockery with incongruity. Sarah Lucas used humour to desexualise the male gaze, replacing a woman’s genitalia with a plucked chicken and her breasts with fried eggs. And David Shrigley, with his barbed whimsy, is often laugh-out-loud funny. It works the other … [Read more...] about ‘I got obsessed with Chris Tarrant so I painted him’: comics on why they make art