The Vicar Of Dibley is one of the UK's best-loved sitcoms - with Dawn French becoming a national treasure after her portrayal of Reverend Geraldine Granger. The reverend would close almost every episode by sharing an often rude joke with the church verger Alice, one of the many quirky characters in the village, who would usually fail to understand the punchline. A specially-commissioned study has now asked people to rank the jokes according to their funniness - with fans saying "no, no, no, no, no" to the ones they didn't like, and "yes!" to the ones they did. So, in reverse order, here were the top five: Santa Claus visits the doctor In fifth place was a Christmas-themed joke which 46% of respondents thought was amusing. It went: "Santa Claus goes to the doctor and says 'Doctor, I think I've got a mince pie stuck up my bottom.' "The doctor looks and says 'Oh dear, you do indeed have a mince pie stuck up your bottom. But you're in luck - I've got some cream for that.'" … [Read more...] about Vicar Of Dibley fans reveal Dawn French’s funniest joke – and Alice didn’t get it
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Kanye West spotted ‘still wearing wedding ring’ after Kim Kardashian filed for divorce
Kim Kardashian may have filed for divorce from Kanye West just a few weeks ago but it appears the rapper may not be giving up hope of a reconciliation with his wife just yet. The 43-year-old was spotted flashing his wedding ring as he closed his car door outside of his Calabasas office. Flashing what appeared to be a smile, Kanye also looked like he was head to toe in his Yeezy line, wearing a dark grey shirt matched with blue trousers. The Gold Digger singer is said to be hoping to work things out with the mother of his four kids, according to a source close to the star. But the source also told ET that Kanye doesn’t expect any reconciliation to happen in the immediate future. However, Kim is said to be “happy to see that chapter close” as she filed the divorce papers. Sources shared that the singer hadn’t been doing well since the divorce was filed and had been trying to distract himself with work. Kim, 40, took steps to end the pair’s six-year marriage and they … [Read more...] about Kanye West spotted ‘still wearing wedding ring’ after Kim Kardashian filed for divorce
Argos launch baby and nursery sale with up to 25% off – for a limited time only
Do you know anyone who’s expecting a new baby shortly? Or perhaps you or someone you know has just given birth and needs a few essentials? Well help is on hand with Argos as they’ve launched a mega sale - with up to 25% off baby and nursery items . New parents can expect to get their hands on pushchairs, toys, strollers, electronics and even feeding equipment for less than you'd usually think. With Mother’s Day also around the corner, it’s the perfect opportunity to drop some hints for things you really want from friends and family, for your virtual baby shower. We’ve picked out a few key items you might want to add in your basket as soon as possible, as items are already selling fast. You can of course shop the full sale over at argos.co.uk as well. Top Argos Baby and Nursery sale items: MAM Easy Star Microwave Bottle Steriliser Set - was £59.99, now £47.99 The award winning Microwave Steam Steriliser from MAM now comes in a new trendy grey colour with 6 … [Read more...] about Argos launch baby and nursery sale with up to 25% off – for a limited time only
Sebastian Vettel: ‘I will drive a lot faster than James Bond’
After a disappointing end to his six-season tenure at Ferrari, Sebastian Vettel is looking to get back on track, eyes firmly fixed on the future. "I'm not too bothered about Ferrari," the four-time world champion told DW. "Much more, I'm looking to extract the maximum of our potential and that we are able to grow as a team. I'm confident we can overtake more than one Ferrari this season. I don't really spend time looking back, I'm spending time looking forward to the new challenge, trying to find that little detail that can help us improve." Vettel's new chapter The team he has chosen to represent next is itself undergoing another fresh start, following its third rebrand in as many years. Aston Martin, famed for being the car of choice for the James Bond franchise, is marking its return to the grid after a 61-year hiatus. Read more: Aston Martin look to shake up Formula 1 "I'm not James Bond and I'm sure I will drive a lot faster than James Bond does. I think we … [Read more...] about Sebastian Vettel: ‘I will drive a lot faster than James Bond’