Another “Bachelor” is single again. Jake Pavelka and Vienna Whats-Her-Name have split and the tabs are going crazy. Us Weekly says Vienna cheated. Life & Style agrees that she was “caught with another man.” But you can get her side of the things, in her own words, in Star. The rumor is that she got a nice chunk of change for selling her story — which is poignant when you consider it’s the last money she will ever make that doesn’t come from the sale of her Hooters calendar. On to the ‘zines!
An Englishwoman named Cat Winter ponied up $20,000 to turn herself into a Lady Gaga look-alike. She spent the money on a boob job, costumes, wigs, makeup, a choreographer and recording a CD. Now she charges $750 per gig to impersonate Gaga at nightclubs and weddings, but she’s horribly in debt. “I’m determined to make it my full-time job,” she tells Life & Style. “I’ve put so much money into this thing. If I don’t fi nd work soon as Lady Gaga, I face being homeless.” Maybe Spencer Pratt will take her in?
There’s a lot of Angelina baby speculation this week. In Touch says she’s prepping to adopt kid number seven, and asks how the other Jolie-Pitt tots will react. The twins Knox and Vivienne are too young to care, says the mag, and Maddox, the oldest, is mature enough to handle a new brother or sister. But Pax and Shiloh will feel jealous and Zahara “may lash out.” Which means she’ll pack the new baby into one of her pirate chests and smuggle it to Suri Cruise.
OK! asks the soon-to-be-married Russell Brand if it will be diffi cult to settle down with only one person. He says, “I love having the old sex. But it got a bit out of hand. I’ve got to be careful with it because I’d go wild. I have a very powerful curiosity about women. But I’m getting married, and I’m cool with it.” Katy Perry, get ready to honor and to cherish, and to have and to hold … with an iron grip.
Meanwhile, Rachel Bilson and fi ancé Hayden Christensen are “taking a break.” A source tells Us Weekly it’s because he wants to live in Canada but she wants to live in California, and because “they both work a lot, and that’s why they’re often apart.” Sounds like code for: “She just couldn’t stand to be bored by his movies any longer.”
Star says Brody Jenner threw a World Cup party at his beach house for the U.S. vs. England game, and that it was “crashed by a band of British fans with painted faces bearing Union Jacks.” Brody and his boys challenged the interlopers to a soccer game, lost, and then “the English guys stayed and drank all his beer.” Who are these roving face-painted men? They sound like great revenge boyfriends for Kristin and Audrina.
This latest about the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape: she hates it because it shows her old boobs. “Her breasts are noticeably smaller in her sex tape,” a source tells Life & Style. “She hates that everyone can see her before her breasts were done.” And also, the lighting is kind of off, and the camera angle can be funny … Oh forget it, scrap the tape and start over.
After Mark Wahlberg took his son Michael to see “The Karate Kid,” the 4-year-old playfully kicked his dad in the ribs. Mark doubled over and “said the pain was excruciating,” a source tells Star. “It took a full 10 minutes for the sting to go away. He had to feel his ribs to make sure nothing cracked.” In other words, it was his proudest moment as a father.
Last week, the mags said Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart had (blessedly) split. Now OK! says they’re planning their wedding. It will be small, apparently, and take place in England, Chicago, Madrid or Laguna Beach. (Chicago is only on the list because “Rob confessed to Oprah Winfrey that Chicago is his favorite American city.” He’s no fool.) As for the reception, “they are really laid-back people,” says an insider, and Rob would rather serve beer than Champagne, and the band will play covers of the Beatles and Led Zeppelin. Um, I never thought I would willingly say this, but someone call David Tutera.
Finally, we come to the “Bachelor’ breakup. Last Sunday, Vienna Girardi was spotted at a Santa Monica event “planting tiny kisses” on “Greek” actor Gregory Michael. According to Us Weekly, the two met the previous day at a fund-raiser where, says Michael, “I learned she was from Florida, and I lived in Orlando for a little bit.” Soul mates! Also, he adds, “I actually didn’t fi nd out until much later that she was on ‘The Bachelor.’ ” Yikes. This is why people on TV should be sure to watch TV.
Meanwhile, Star has six pages of tearful dish from Vienna about why she dumped Jake. The sad part is, she seems not to have realized the entire relationship was a sham. Things were frisky in their fi rst month, she says, but after that “he decided to go on a fast, for religious reasons, and he didn’t want to be intimate. He said it’s a sin to do that before marriage and he wanted to cleanse himself.” She “completely supported him” in this no-sex diet, “but after he fi nished, he still didn’t want to do anything or be with me.” Curious! On Valentine’s Day, she scattered a path of rose petals that led to the bathroom and got in the bath to wait for him “and Jake just never came in.” The worst part: He made her send her Pomchi puppy, Chloe, to live with her parents in Florida. The dog got separation anxiety, “lost a ton of weight,” was hospitalized, and Jake’s only response was to call the dog spoiled. At least there is one dog in this story who truly loves Vienna.
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